(note: this is satire. for examples of what i am making fun of, go to google, or any online news platform, and search for “gut flora” or like, anything involving “neuroscience” and your goddamn body.)
in excite turn of events, nurr-o-science finds out that there is body also in head. also tummy touches this part of body, called “brain,” like character from arthur.
they found there are also tummy and then sometimes arm, leg, and breathing bags. “this is very excite” say lead nurr-o-science-face stephen pinkbutt. “who knows what happens when body affects other parts of body place. maybe magic. maybe sex because evolutionary psycholo-fuck-y.”
other nurr-o-science-faces also excite because tummy flowers. they are small but they exist in tummy. (technically there are flowers everywhere because back-teeriums are basically flowers rite?) so it possible that when sick the sick is a feeling that happens in that part of ur body behind ur face. “if sick tummy affect brain,” say other science-face, “this change everything in world. it completely new informations.”